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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Carragher who wrote (11588)9/18/1999 7:49:00 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (2) of 62578
 
> A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the
> street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they
> decided to go in together to buy a car.
>
> After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the
> street between them.
>
> A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest
> sprinkling water on their new car. It didn't need a wash, so he
> hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing. "I'm blessing
> it," the priest replied.
>
> The rabbi considered this a moment, then went back inside the
> synagogue. He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked
> over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the
> tailpipe.
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