Jill is goofing around on a Sunday & going to create doggerel for the G&K thread because she knows that, unlike the Qualcomm S&P thread where samurai warriors duke it out in high seriousness, posting only relevant information, she can post any old silly drivel she wants & the knights will laugh even if it has nothing to do with $$$$. So
There once was a fellow named Unq
Who for a moment believed he was sunk
He'd invested in Dell when the stock went pell mell
Voltaire said, Unq, SELL
so Unq, he delayed, and then he obeyed,
and then he said, "Well
It's time to regress, and thus I'll redress
this money dilemma by befriending the apes
gorillas, I mean, I'll start a thread
And he did what he said
Dubbed it Gorillas and Kings
Left the arrows & slings
of other threads' fortunes
Said, "No spears and no flames
Shall ever defame this honorable name
Kings and Gorillas (as for Godzillas,
That's another story, Non-Stick)
Merlin he arrived, and took a nosedive
straight into Qualcomm, Dancelot came
and lindied his way to millionaire fame
But caused quite a sitr when he leaped from the boat
(Right over the castle moat) and then leaped back on
the next day.
Well that's all for now. Stanza II on another Sunday |
