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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: chapin who wrote (1653)9/20/1999 10:29:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
THE MAGIC TOUCH
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A caravan of gypsies arrived in a small town in Kansas. A
local lady heard about this band of mystics and decided to
see if a particular miracle worker tagged along with them.
Asking around for this healer, she found herself inside a
tent. "Are You Bernardo the Miracle Man?" she asked the old
man.

"Yes, I am," he replied, pleased to find someone interested
in his services.

"Is it true that you clasped the ears of a deaf man and gave
him the ability to hear?"

"Yes, it is true," said Bernardo.

"Is it true that you brushed your fingers against the eyelids
of a blind man and gave him the ability to see?"

"Yes, that is also true," said Bernardo.

At this point she went outside of the tent and rolled in her
husband who sat in a wheelchair looking lifeless. "Well then,
do you think you could help my husband?"

"I can try," Bernardo said. "Is he paralyzed?"

"Even worse," she replied. "He works for the phone company."
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