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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: Ilaine who wrote (38325)9/21/1999 9:51:00 AM
From: Ish  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
Congratulations on your new house!!

<<Anyway, our first act was to piss in all the corners to assert our territoriality. >>

No, the proper ritual is to have sex in every room, closets included.

Now comes THE MOVE. Then you will feel really like an owner, and tired.

You could have taken the lock cylinders in and had them re-keyed. Our house has 5 doors and the key we were given fit only the front door. Had them changed so one key fits every door. Doesn't really matter, we never lock the doors now.
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