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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()9/21/1999 4:36:00 PM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
(do NOT be offended)
The Plight Of Peter Pen##

Peter Pen## has been working very hard for his boss, Vicki Vagina, and
although afraid to confront her in person, he scribbles down the following
reasons why he feels he deserves a raise.

1. Works hard to please her
2. Works at great murky depths
3. Occasionally works upside down, blood rushes to head
4. Works without air conditioning or ventilation
5. Works in hot, humid sticky climate.
6. Is on call nights, weekends and holidays
7. Has to support two nuts in family

Ms. Vagina denies his request for the following reasons.

1. Has plenty of time off
2. Does not always respond immediately to requests
3. Has no formal education
4. Falls asleep immediately after short work period
5. Shows no real loyalty to employer
6. Does not work unless pushed
7. Leaves workplace messy
8. Inclined to take early retirement
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