The Sermon
After years of his wife's pleading, this rich good ole
boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on
Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher's
sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his
hand.
He said, "Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I
ever did hear!"
The Preacher replied, "Oh!! Why, thank you sir, but
please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity
in the Lord's house."
The man said, "I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help
myself, it was such a damn good sermon!"
The Reverend said, "Sir, PLEASE, I cannot have you
behaving this way in Church!"
The man said, "Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to
know that i thought it was so damn good, I put $5000 in
that there collection plate."
The Reverend looks stunned, and says, "NO SH**?" |
