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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()9/21/1999 10:43:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM NEBRASKA IF-------------

l. During a storm, you check the cattle before you check the kids
2. You are related to more than half the town.
3. Your quarterback is hurt and you are hoping it is the first thing on the six o'clock news, and it is.
4. You use your life savings to go to the Nebraska Colorado game
5. You can wear red and white overalls in public and not feel stupid
6. You go to the State Fair for your ONLY vacation.
7. You are on a first name basis with the county sheriff.
8. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
9. You have the number of the Co-op feed store on speed dial
10. You know what the "sea of red & white " is
11. You think that using the elevator involves a corn truck
12. You mayor is also the doctor, or barber, and or dentist.
13. You are walking knee deep in snow
14. You call the wrong number by mistake and talk to the person for an hour anyway.
15. Your excuse for getting out of school is that the cows got out.
16. Your early morning prayer covers rain, cattle and Tom Osborne.
17. You consider a romantic evening to include driving through McDonalds and renting a hunting instruction video.
18. Your nearest neighbor is in the next area code.
19. You know the difference between field corn and sweet corn when they are still on the stalk.
20. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
21. You can eat an ear of corn with no utensils in less the 20 seconds.
22. You know enough to get your driving done early on Sunday (before the Sunday drivers come out)
23. It takes 30 seconds to reach your destination and it's clear across town.
24. You can tell the smell of a skunk and the smell of a feed lot.
25. You think it is normal to get a side of spaghetti at a steakhouse.
26. You avoid Omaha because you are afraid of getting mugged..
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