A Doctor, Accountant & an Attorney
A doctor, an accountant and an attorney were stranded on a
deserted island. One day, a bottle was swept to shore and all
three were there to pick it up and open it. A Genie popped out
(naturally) and declared, "I can grant three wishes for my release
from the bottle, since there are three of you, I will grant one
wish to each of you.
The doctor spoke up first. "I miss my home and my family, I
wish I was back home in New York." He disappeared immediately.
The accountant becomes so excited, he jumps up and down and
yells, "I miss my home, and all my friends, too - I wish I was
back home in Los Angeles." He also disappeared.
The attorney is is just standing in a daze looking a bit glum.
The Genie urges him, "Look, I've been in that bottle 200 years,
I'm ready to get going. What is it that you want?"
The attorney, still in a daze slowly replies, "Aww, gee. I
really miss those guys already. I sure wish they were back here
with me." |
