Rudy. Good one. Here's one:
Old lady is walking through the mall -- hears a voice "you're gonna live to be a 100". She looks around, sees noone and continues her shopping... a minute later -- hears a voice "you're gonna live to be a 100". Looks around ---- "nothing"! Shakes her head and goes home. Gets
home and hears a voice "you're gonna live to be a 100". She says, OK,
who the hell are you? The voice answers, Why I'm GOD! Woman goes absolutely nuts with happiness -- Oh man I'm gonna live to be a 100 (she's like 64 or something), WOW, thanks GOD!
Remember, shes' and old lady. So she goes out and get's the complete
"refurb job" -- you know, Facelift, boob lift, tummy tuck, a$$ lift, hair, nose job, the whole nine yards. After 6 months she looks absolutely GORGEOUS!
She's all healed now and ready to rock and roll <GRIN>.
Sooooooooo... She now:
Goes back to the same mall, and when she leaves she steps off the sidewalk, gets hit by a truck, and dies.
OK, now she's in heaven. She gets to meet with GOD. So she asks him --
Hey what the hell is with you man, you said I was gonna live to be a hundred. What gives?
God looks at her and says (with an embarrased look on his face) .....
Oh WOW, I didn't recognize you.
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Joe...<I'm so excited I just can't hide it..Hum...Hum... ;=>
monmouth.com
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