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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote (1674)9/22/1999 11:40:00 PM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
> When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady
> about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J. C. Penney
> and she was sobbing her eyes out.
>
> I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
> She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love
to
> me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage,
> fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
>
> I said: "Well, then why are you crying?"
> She said: "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite
> brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
>
> I said: "Well so why are you crying?"
> She said: "For Dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and
> my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."
>
> I said: "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
>
> She said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"
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