OFF TOPIC
goheavy.com features "House of Pain" and "Monster Factory"! Due to this, my cousin has ordered 10,000 of your books to be shipped back to the home planet! He made the money yesterday on SPX puts. And he paid me back that money he ripped off from me earlier this year.
But that's not the good part. He is actually reading your "Essentials" book. This is a big deal for him, since as you know, he is not the most avid reader in orbit around this planet. He likes the "Constructing and Managing the Trade" chapter, and I am helping him with the "Chart Patterns".
At first he had a hard time, but once he got the general idea, he got really excited. He started axing relevant questions about supply and demand. Amazingly, he was a broker back on Flamfoozy, and he didn't understand these things.
He calls you TM, for "tough meat". He means it in a nice way, he saw you on TV and he was jumping around yelling "TM's on TV! AAHA AHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! TM kicks mammal glutes!"
He's out of control, that SHORTY. But he has a big heart.
Anyway, thanks for the book. It's nice to have something that makes sense.
[edit: monster grub, Jorj!] |
