Elephant dung on canvas and Multiply genitaled mannequin
As reported by JPR
Mayor Rudy Giuliani of NYCity is seething with anger.
Cause: Brooklyn Museum is going to exhibit a painting of Holy Virgin Mary by a British artist. What is wrong with that?
Just stop and see the painting. And U know why Rudy G is angry. The painting is chock full of cutouts from pornographic magazines and smeared with shellacked clumps of ELEPHANT DUNG. Hey, that is art. Who could complain? Now that painting comes with a warning on the label.." It may cause shock, vomiting, confusion, panic, euphoria and anxiety". Since it is elephant dung, the warning should include septic shock with E.Coli, normal resident of dungs. Just to be humanitarian, an ambulance should be parked nearby to serve the shocked patrons.
If U think that Elephant dung shellac on a canvas is too much for U to bear, go and see the next exhibit. U may be hosed down with this exhibit, if all the parts start working overtime at the same time on U & if U want a little realism attached to the mannequins. This exhibit shows the multiply genitaled mannequins by Jake and Dinos Chapman.
If U think U have been doused with what else but the discharge from multiply genitaled mannequin and smeared with elephant dung, U must be ready for a good shower. |
