ARTIST: Mr Metals TITLE: INTHECAN HILLBILLIES
Come ' n listen to my story 'bout a company named "THECAN" A little junior mining stock which was nothing but HOTAIR...And then one day, they were drilling for some gold...And up from the ground came a bubblin' "SPRING WATER", WATER THAT IS, CLEAR GOLD, TEXAS PEE...
Well, the first thing you know, all the shareholders are broke, Kin folks said, HEY, THIS IS A JOKE, They said Indonesia is the place you oughta beeeeeeeee....So they sold all their stock and the and the moved as fast as can be.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to THECAN and all your stock...They would like to thank you idiots for kindly droppin' in...You're NOT invited back again to this locality..To have a heapin ' helpin' of our shares and busted dreams...INTHECAN, THAT IS, SET A SPELL, TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF
Y' ALL COME BACK NOW, HEAR!!!!!
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