Wisdumbs frum da wildernuss by yor frend Jed
BLUE, his brothR n I dun saw sum omens on R trip in2 da wildernuss n Bcause U can tink so well in da wildernuss we all cum down wid sum rev-va-layshuns. Like BLUE's brothR sez da cabuns R reallee whut ya call "shall-lays" n da mud room he called a "lobby". Dems rev-va-layshuns when U find out ya got yor shall-lays n nots yor cabuns n whens U find out dat da mud room wuz a lobby all da tine.
1 ting BLUE wuz tinkin bout was da Ol' Yellow Dog n ifn mayB a dog is lik a guide in life. U see BLUE dun wuz dar when da Yellow Dog wuz born n BLUE has been dar all thru da Yellow Dog's life. BLUE dun watched it all n now the Ol' Yellow Dog is old. BLUE watched it all happun n da mountin said 2 BLUE dat mayB a dog shows U yor life in advance, whut lays ahead 4 U. N mayB dar R udder tings a dog shows us along da way 2. I'll let U tink bout dat 1 fur a minnut or 2.
Anudder ting da mountin made BLUE tink bout is tine, or shood I say da tinein of tings. Both BLUE n his brothR say day whood love 2 go bac 2 high shools ifn day chood no whut day no now bouts life n da womens. But den da mountin said U nevar want dem tines again, nevar. Y. Bcause of da mornin noucements back den......."let's have a moment of silent prayer for Private XXXX XXXXXXXXX, U.S Army and classmate of our class of 1969. Private XXXXXXXXX was killed in action this past Monday while serving his country in the Republic of South Vietnam".............no sir, we don'ts want 2 go back 2 high shool. U climb a mountin 2 look back, not 2 go back. Growin up, is a mountin n sumtines we all don't make it up da mountin.
N den da mountin had BLUE tinkin bout monies n how much is enuff or is it like da mountin? Whair it's a feelin U gets workins 4 da mountin n den not ownin it but da feelin U gets just sittin on it. So mayB da anssir 2 da queshton is a queshton n dat queshton B ing, How big do U want yor mountin? MayB dats da queshton we reallee needs 2B askin.
N whut bout dis innernet ting? So now U peoples C whut ol' Jed has been sayin 4 a long long tine. Ifn it is electronicals informayshuns, n-nee-ting can and will happun. Trust noting on da innernet.
BLUE tinks dat if his PM wuz wide open den sum peoples in sum high places might B upset not BLUE. So here we havs peoples postin under udder peoples names, call dat a bug but I tink dat is an illeegles bug, 2 post undder anudder I-dent-ta-T n peoples private mail not B ing private, dat stinks like week old road kill ifn dat happuned. B careful on dat innernet peoples, dats whut da mountin said 2 BLUE.
Did U evar cum 2 a point whair U said dis just aint worth it? Ol' Griz asted Jerhameyea ifn it twas "worth the trouble" . Ifn U lik whut U do in life den da anssir 2 da queshton is whut Jerhameyea said "what trouble". So mayB dar is really sumting in dat queshton n anssir dat can tell us bout R lives. I'll give U a minnute 2 tink bout dat 1.
Proud 2B yor frend, Jed
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