HowDEE Peach, BLUE n I got talkins n we tink dat mayB it whood B a good ting ta giv U da doubledip cure. Lucky 4 U dat dew 2 da marvels of modderrun technologees, U now can B healed right thru yor 'puter monitor.
Da Double dip Cure: Good 4 colds, flu, die-a-rea, naw-Z-a, mens stral cramps n diff-O-cultees, head akes, my grains n sigh-co-logicul alements, rash n double vishun, 2 naim a few.
How 2 get da Double dip Cure.
U will need:
1 'puter hooked up 2 da innernet
1 'puter monitor
8 candels
1 or mor alements 2B cure of
1 U 2B healed
Whut 2 do:
1) U will hav 2B nakids as dis is not da regular cure. B ing nakid allows da cure 2 go 2 all part of yor body or 2 all yor body parts is anudder way 2 say it. N-nee-way, gets nakid ifn U want da cure, donts B shy.
2) Light da 8 candels, day dont hav much 2 do wid da cure but day make 4 a nice atmussfear n peoples look nice when day R nakid in da candel light.
3) Tune yor 'puter in2 Techride n Jed.
4) Now place yor hands on da monitor, lean yor head on da monitor n say "Frum head 2 toe, hip 2 hip, Jed pleeese giv me da double dip. Jed, heal me now".
Jed will den say da magic-O-C-crit words n U will B cured. Dat's all dare is 2 it.
yor frend n innernet Fhoo-sish-un, Jed |
