Dear Jed, innernet Fhoo-sish-un,
I would be truly honored to receive Da Double dip Cure! I need to be cured of my aforementioned physical illness plus my sigh-co-logicul alements.
I have made the preparations. I turned out the lights and lit 8 candles (I hope it is okay that they are all different colored candles), I am naked, I am trying to not be shy, my hands are on the monitor, and I have leaned my head on the monitor. Okay, here goes...
"Frum head 2 toe, hip 2 hip, Jed pleeese giv me da double dip. Jed, heal me now".
Peach |
