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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()9/27/1999 7:08:00 PM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
NEBRASKA FOOTBALL

Bob goes to a Nebraska Football game. His seat is in the nosebleed section,
but at least he's at the game. He starts looking around the stadium with his
binoculars and sees a guy about 5 rows off the field on the 50 yard line
with an empty seat beside him.

This is driving Bob nuts, so at half time, he goes down and asks the guy why
he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.

The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago. But
unfortunately, she passed away."

"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", Bob says, "But why didn't you give the
ticket to another relative or a friend?"

The guy replies: "They're all at the funeral."
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