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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1712)9/29/1999 11:30:00 AM
From: Zbyte  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
FINALLY...A Smart Blonde Joke...!
A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two
weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officers says the bank
will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the Blonde
hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the
street, in front of the bank.
Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5000. and the
interest which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us , is
why would you bother to borrow $5000. ?"
The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York, can I park my car for
2 weeks for $15.00?"
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