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Pastimes : Short Stories - 50 words or less
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To: Barnabus who wrote (584)9/29/1999 1:47:00 PM
From: Barnabus  Read Replies (2) of 2633
 
EXPECTORATING

The contest participants stood at the toe line. All were getting ready for this big event. Saliva was coughed up, throats were energized. The sounds from the toe line were deafening, much like a tractor revving up.
On your mark, get set, sppppiiiiiiiitt.
The saliva flew.
The measurements were recorded.
The trophy was inscribed:
Longest Mucous Distance ever measured from human lips
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