One day at the local church, Father O'Riley wanted to go play golf but had to hear confessions. He asked the custodian Juan, to hear them for him.
"But I don't know what to do Father," Juan said.
"It's easy Juan. I have a cheat sheet in there. Just look up the sin and give the corresponding pennance." Juan agrees and Father goes to play golf.
The first sinner comes into the confessional, "Bless me father I committed adultry."
Juan looks under "A" and sure enought "Adultry - 5 Our Fathers and 5 Hail Marys".
The next sinner enters. "Bless me Father I stole from my company."
Again, Juan looks under "S" and finds "Stealing - 3 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Marys".
Then a third sinner enters. "Bless me Father, I committed anal sex."
However, this time Juan looks under the "A"'s and can not find "Anal Sex". Not knowing what to do, he opens the door to the confessional and sees Johnny, the alter boy. Juan rushes over and questions Johnny, "Hey kid, what does the father give for anal sex?"
Johnny replies, "Oh, usually milk and a snickers bar". |
