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To: Jon Scott who wrote ()9/30/1999 11:34:00 AM
From: Jon Scott  Read Replies (1) of 19256
 
And now for something completely different...

An Amish family made a trip to the city. They were visiting a mall
and were amazed by almost everything they saw. The father and son
ended up in a department store, enraptured by two shiny, silver walls
that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an old
lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until it reached the last number and then as these
numbers began to light in reverse order.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son, "Go get your Mother."
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