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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1694)10/1/1999 12:28:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
NY YANKEES ---- American League East Champs!!!!!

A doctor at an (insane) asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball
> game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his
> commands.
> When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As
> the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!"
> and the
> inmates complied by standing up.
>
> After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!"
> and they all sat.
>
> After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" and they all
> broke into applause and cheers.
>
> Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a
> hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge.
> When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his
> assistant, he
> asked what happened.
>
> The assistant replied, well...everything was fine
> until some guy walked by and yelled, "PEANUTS!"

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