A young man is visiting his future wife's parent's house for dinner. Unfortunatly, he is not feeling too well (gas), but he goes for dinner anyway.
The family dog, Spot, takes a seat under him and they start dinner. Well, the guy REALLY has to fart, so he lets out just a tiny one.
The girlfriend's mothers says, "Spot! No!".
The guy thinks this is really great, the dog will get's the blame. He lets a little bigger one this time.
The mother says, "Spot!! No! Please!" in a little harsher tone.
The guy finally decides to really let one rip, so he blasts away with a real long one.
The mother yells, "Spot! Get out of there before he shits on you!". |
