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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1723)10/1/1999 11:10:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (3) of 2380
 
Go Raiders!!!!!!!!

Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if...

** He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen

** He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser

** He has the sensor array repaired with a bent
coathanger 'n lum'num foil

** He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"

** He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the
saucer section

** He keeps a six-pack under his command chair

** He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp
nacelles

** He paints the starship John Deere green

** He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, 'n
collards

** He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"

** He refers to Klingons as "Critters"

** He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"

** He refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"

** He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle

** He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of
"open a hailing frequency"

** He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"

** He sets phaser to "Cajun"

** He sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"

** He sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"

** He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge

** His idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba

** His idea of dress uniform is *Clean* bib overalls

** His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale

** You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"

** Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a
month

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