CHAIN-LETTER JOKE
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see
a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store
that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor." "Simply put in a
sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you
what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so
he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the
computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started
making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out
popped a small slip of paper on which was
printed:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy lifting.
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it
would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if
this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some
tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and
daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the
drug store, located the machine,
poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual
noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls.
They aren't yours.
Get a lawyer.
And if you dont stop jerking off, your
tennis elbow will never get better. |
