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Strategies & Market Trends : India Coffee House

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To: ratan lal who wrote (7577)10/1/1999 7:38:00 PM
From: JPR  Read Replies (3) of 12475
 
Ratan:
I 'suggested' that you do the same and provide toilets, since that is your pet project, to all Inidans or just the ones you would like to so they dont defectae all over the streets.

How many toilets does this family need?
Joke
You Don't Know Jack
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt".

Now, You can handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced.

Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse.

Bull Schitt the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
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