Too sick to work
A guy starts a new job. One Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come
in today. I'm sick." He works the rest of the week, but the following
Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."
The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman says, "He's great.
He does the work of two men. We need him." So the boss calls the guy
into his office, and says, "You seem to have a problem getting to work
on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the
problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"
The guy says, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my brother-in-law
drinks every weekend, and then beats on my sister. So every Monday
morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on
my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing
you know, I'm screwing her.'
The boss says, "You screw your own sister?"
The guy says, "Hey, I told you I was sick." |
