Oh, don't worry about that old bat, she's obviously blind. At her age, she needs better glasses, but she's too vain to get them, I know the type. I thought of you when I saw a commercial recently, and don't ask me what for because I can't remember, but it's got a blonde woman buying alcohol, and her hair is falling over her face when she puts the bottle on the checkout counter, and the cashier, one of those guys with the stupid goatees, tells her, "I'm going to need to see some I.D.," and she shakes her hair off of her face, and you can see that she's definitely over 21, but it's hard to tell exactly how old, she's ageless. And extremely pleased to be carded at her age. Well, for obvious reasons, I thought of you.
Notice how it's the men who think you're good-looking, and the women who are catty? That should tell you something. |
