> Who is Jack Schitt?
> >
> > Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You
> > don't know Jack Schitt." Now, thanks to this e-mail, you can handle
> > the situation.
> >
> > Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> > fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of KneeDeep Schitt,
> > Inc.
> >
> > In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple
> > produced six children: Holie Schitt, the twins - Deep Schitt and
> > Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
> >
> > Against his parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
> > high school dropout.
> >
> > After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
> > later married Mr. James Sherlock and, because her children were living
> > with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
> > Schitt-Sherlock.
> >
> > Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they produced a son, Chicken
> > Schitt.
> >
> > Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood,
> > and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
> > The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
> >
> > Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He
> > recently returned home with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
> >
> > Now when someone says you don't know Jack Schitt you can correct
> > them!
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