I'm thinking of perhaps investigating a career at Nortel.
Or at least some consulting or something.
Sex Shame at 30,000 ft. exec Puts Nortel Tagline Into Practice
Yesterday, the tabloids were crawling all over two strangers arrested for having sex in front of other passengers on the Dallas to Manchester flight.
Ignoring pleas from cabin crew, the married execs were "engulfed with lust and stripped off after downing free booze in Business Class", The Sun reports. "Nothing and no-one could have stopped them. It would have taken a bucket of cold water, " an American Airlines rep said.
The two passengers, greeting cards exec David Machin, 40, and computer company exec Amanda Holt, 36, were arrested when the flight touched down on Saturday. They were charged with being drunk on an aircraft, outraging public decency and behaviour likely to cause harassment or distress.
Amanda Holt works for Nortel Networks, whose advertising tagline and (and theme song on its TV ads) is "come together". ®
theregister.co.uk
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..."outraging public decency and behaviour likely to cause harassment or distress."
There's a good one. "outraging public decency". That's one that should be on the Terms of Use, eh?
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"Uh...sir...SIR!"
"Ma'am...uh...ma'am. Excuse me. Hello...HEY! We are about to land, you need to place your seats in the upright position and ensure your tray tables are locked into their proper place.
"Sir! Ma'am! Your SEATS ARE NOT PROPERLY ADJUSTED! Your TRAY TABLES ARE LOOSE!
"...bloody Canooks." |
