Well, I personally, liked your monkeys in the camper story. Our kitties, the kitties that live here, are, unfortunately, of the Opportunistic School, and there are now seven of them. ONE or TWO is my number; ones that are woodwork. Non-interactive; non-multimedia.
Not old and incontinent, not screamy, not stinky, not hoppy, not jumpy, not fighty, not squirrel bait hyperactive gotta go in and out forty times a day, not won't stay off you, eat whatever the eff you put in the bowl constantly aware that hunting is the alternative, stay out of the 65 dollar office, wipe their muddy feet, GET ALONG.
I think I went straight from marauding monkeys to cats here. |
