Oh, God. Now I feel like bailing out of the case, even worse. The defense attorney said he wouldn't agree to reschedule, but he would agree to sign the nonsuit order. I am the Queen of the Nonsuit. I will try no case before it's time. Hey, my rash is getting better, you think there's a connection between nonsuiting the roach case?
Seriously, I'd love to let you guys pass judgment on all my cases. I've had some lulus. I've got to get cracking on one, the lady had a bad back, and the doctor gave her a nerve block injection right into her sciatic nerve, and now she's not only got a bad back, she's got nerve damage, to boot. Everyone else passed on it because it's going to be hard to differentiate between her damages before and after. But me, I laugh at difficult cases. "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha." Because I am so low on the totem pole, bad cases are all I ever get. I can make lemons into lemon chiffon pie, but I can't make chicken shit into chicken salad. That's an art that only the REAL trial lawyers have. |
