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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()10/7/1999 4:45:00 PM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
Showman all the Way

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up that horse dung, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet. Do you want tomato sauce on that or would you prefer mustard?"
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