By the time I got to the Chariots of Fire scene, I was snorting Chardonnay, which is really rather painful. GREAT story!!!!
I just had something funny happen. We're having new French doors put on the sunroom and the door people just drove up to deliver them. I went to the front door and this Hispanic man said, "We have your doors. WHere you want them?"
I said, "Out back, but I think they ordered something besides the set of doors."
And he said, I kid you not, "Oh, yess, we have an extra testicle."
I just looked at him, and finally I choked out, "Well, just leave it around back with the doors." and he nodded and I came back in and laughed til I cried.
I just looked at the receipt and it says on the bottom Don't forget extra t-ast
I'm scared to go look in the back yard. |
