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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi

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To: Gauguin who wrote (39378)10/8/1999 2:51:00 AM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) of 71178
 
A few reasons not --

No effing shit, honey. I'd kick the bitch, too. = Battery


I'd follow her around the neighborhood in a goddam roach suit. = stalking

I'd hide in her purse. = trespassing

I'd feel her with my feelers. = sexual assault

I'd crawl on top of her head and wiggle at everyone she meets. = aggravated millinery

"Twenty five thousand? That's uh two thousand for each juror. We'll
take it, from Ms Sissy-Ass-Snooker-Insect-Of-Opportunity here." = bribery of jurors

I would punch her in the nose, if roaches wouldn't fall out. = assault

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