Since we've been deprived of Stk's humor lately; here's one for you:
Mrs. Johnson grows the biggest tomatoes in town; her neighbor, Mrs. Jones asks, "please tell me Mrs. Johnson how do you grow such juicy, ripe tomatoes ?";
Mrs. Johnson says, "well, I'll tell you my secret: everyday I go into the tomato garden, I take off my shirt and then, I show the tomatoes my breasts for 20 minutes";
Mrs. Jones says, "what a terrific idea, I'll try showing my breasts to my tomatoes and we'll see what happens";
One month later, Mrs. Johnson comes over to visit Mrs. Jones and she asks, "oh, by the way, how are your tomatoes doing ?";
Mrs. Jones replies, "simply terrible, they've all rotted away....but.....you should see my cucumbers !"; |
