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Jimmy, OHHH JIMMY
I can't believe it. Here you are again. On the computer and being very rude and insulting nice people. Pa is gonna be really angry with you. OH OH
Now you just get back in your room again(ma is dragging Jimmy now by the arm). Just because you are upset because you have to eat your supper in your room because you are so embarrassing to us, that was no reason for you to crawl out of your bedroom window and into the computer room again. We really love you and if you fell out of that tree, you know it is a 40 ft. drop, and the pool beneath the tree is no longer filled with water, so you would most certainly do harm to yourself. If you lived through it all, you would have to go to the hospital and then how would we deal with you in the hospital. Those people have never met you before and......oh my.......
Now you go into the closet until we get thru with dinner because the babysitter isnt home from the doctor yet after you tied her shoelaces together and she fell down the stairs, and I have to lock the closet door. ..(ma turns light on in closet, puts dinner and cookies and milk on floor, brings in the little TV into closet(we drilled hole in the closet door for the extension cord) and your favorite teddy bear. I am sorry to do this to you, but you give me no choice. The mayor is visiting us and we want to tell him your asleep and are working on changing your ways. I sure hope pa and I don't have to move to another farm because of you. The farm animals are so confused with all this moving. You know how the cows thought that the bathtub that pa just filled, was their watering hole. Pa should have never left the bathroom, but he heard the pigs come into the kitchen again and you had left the front door open for the cow to get in. They are sooo confused, just as I know you are, but son, it is really your fault.
Also, you have to stop bullying that guy again. He has shown himself to be an upright person and is really liked around here. You are gonna get all the folks against us again.
Ma Kettle on the farm |
