SCOOBY DOOBY
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about
breast enlargement. He tells her, "Every day when you get out
of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say,
"Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."
She did this every day faithfully and after several months ...
it worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party,
got trashed, and went home with a big headache. She forgot to set
her alarm and overslept. In the morning when she woke up, in her
hurry not to be late, she took a shower and left for work.
On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning
ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them
so she stood up in the center isle and said, " Scooby dooby dooby,
I want bigger boobies".
A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any
chance?"
Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"
"Hickory dickory dock ....... |
