Happy Halloween !
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween
Party. She got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He being a
devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed, and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour,
awakened without pain and as it was still early,
she decided to go the party. In as much as
her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with
every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he
left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him
go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of
the cars and had a good time. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked
what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some
other guys, so we went into the den and played poker
all evening. But you're not going to believe what
happened to the guy I loaned my costume to............" |
