DIPY USED A WORD DAMN IN ONE HIS POSTS TO ME.
Now have I got a Damn story for you.
Damn Ham
Author Unknown
A woman was in a grocery store check out when the cashier said
to her,
"oh I see you are purchasing damn ham."
The woman said, "dont swear, my husband is a minister!"
The cashier responded by saying, "Oh I'm not swearing, that is the name
of it!"
That night the woman was preparing dinner when her husband came in. He
said, "Smells delicious! What are you cooking?"
His wife replied sweetly, "damn ham."
Well you could imagine the husband was aghast, "Dont swear I am a
respected minister!!"
"Oh dear", replied the woman, "I am not cursing, it is the name of it!"
At the dinner table the minister said to his wife, "Darling, could you
pass me the damn ham?"
His son looked at him with wide eyes and said, "Alright dad!!! Pass the
******* potatoes!!" |
