Some recyled, some new:
These Quotes were taken from actual Federal employee performance evaluations:
“I would not allow this employee to breed”
“Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
“He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
“He sets his personal standards low, and consistently fails to achieve them.”
“This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
“This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
“Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
“A gross ignoramus---144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
“I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
“He's been working with glue too much.”
“He would argue with a signpost.”
“He has a knack for making strangers immediately.”
“He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
“When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
“If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.”
“He has a photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued on.”
“If she were any more stupid, she'd have to be watered twice a week.” |
