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To: JPR who wrote (8290)	10/12/1999 8:57:00 PM
From: ratan lal	Read Replies (2) of 12475

JPR here are some more...... Subject: Did ya ever just wonder ..... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money? If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Is the main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live? Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut? War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

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