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Technology Stocks : XYBR - Xybernaut

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To: Brasco One who wrote (2831)10/13/1999 2:40:00 PM
From: J. Stone  Read Replies (1) of 6847
 
Top Ten Reasons Why People Buy Xybernaut stock!

10. Keyboard error - meant to type in Synergy's ticker symbol. (SYBR)

9. In need of a quick, year-end tax loss.

8. Have an unhealthy, R2D2 fetish.

7. Feel the company's motto - "Chock full o' 'nauts!" - is witty.

6. Hope to someday participate in a class-action lawsuit.

5. Enjoy watching paint dry.

4. Keyboard error ("Damnit, not again...!")

3. Ordered to do so by their employer, Xybernaut Corporation.

2. Think it's cool that saying "Xybernaut" real fast ten times ends up sounding like "snot."

And the number one reason why people buy Xybernaut stock:

**** Turned-on by the thought of SCSI underwear! ****
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