Stay out of the crappy court system in India.
Ratan:
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to
three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the
left costs $500." "Why does the parrot cost so much?" asks the
customer. The owner says "Well, the parrot knows how to do legal
research."
The customer then asks about the next parrot, to be told that this one
costs $1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus
it knows how to write a brief that will win any case.
Naturally, the increasingly startled customer asks about the third
parrot, to be told that it costs $4,000. Needless to say, this begs the
question, "What can it do?"
To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a
darn thing, but the other two call him Senior Partner." |
