Ratan:
bureaucratic bungholes
I don't know what a bunghole is. It is definitely NOT JACKSON HOLE WYOMING. But the standard meaning is that a Bunghole refers to a hole in a cask or a barrel, containing a liquid, more commonly wine. What DIPY does with these bureaucratic bungholes, I have no idea. Most of us will open and close the bunghole and get some wine from it.
My feeling is that DIPY has a private meaning for this word "BUNGHOLE". I would confidently say that in his mind a BUNG is an ASS. If there is any other meaning to BUNG, I would want to know.
Anyway I have a bureaucratic bungholes JOKE
The Perfect bureaucratic bungholes Worker
Author: Unknown
1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report
sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines. |
