Blonde poobic hair might be interesting. I like cat bleaching. Do people really use peroxide to bleach hair?
Is it really good for cleaning wounds?
My brother in law gave them to me. He's the Jewish-American Indian-Vietnam Veteran one.
We were all around the breakfast table down at my Dad's house, and he says, "Oh, by the way, I brought your case of hydrogen peroxide up."
"Huh?"
His wife, my sister, says, "You siad you wanted it."
"A case of hydrogen peroxide?"
"Yah. Last time you were here, he asked you if you wanted it. And you said yes."
"I said 'Yes, I need a case of hydrogen peroxide'?"
"You said you wanted it."
"I don't remember that."
"You must have been drunk." Well; spouse, bro-in-law and sis, are all in agreement, there. Pretty much everyone but me; and I don't remember the incident.
"Maybe I thought it was a joke."
It's too late; they already released the Jury.
Hmmm. Seems I would have remembered a Case of Hydrogen Peroxide conversation.
(What do you think?) Heedless to say, I have a case now, in thew water heater closet. Could be the start of a strange series of events, and that's how I'm handling it. |
