Three baseball fans were on their way to a game
when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of
the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Indians fan took off
his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
The Yankees fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Indians cap,
replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Yankees and replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third
time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under
a Yankees hat, I find an asshole." |
