> THE DEVILISH IN-LAW
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>One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny
>town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church.
>Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in
>their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc.
>Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the
>congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the
>front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to
>get away from evil incarnate.
>
>Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one
>elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving,
>seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was
>in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked
>up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
>
>The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
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>Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
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>"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
>
>Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't
>you afraid of me?"
>
>The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over
>48 years."
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