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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Crater Lake Hermit who wrote (1562)4/9/1997 11:37:00 AM
From: uri vaughan cummings   of 62551
 
Ron,

Huh? What's funny about making money?
Well I guess I'm laughing all the way to the bank.
But why cross post that fact here?

But check this out:

The Politicians & The Wizard

Ronald Reagan, George Bush, John Major and Bill Clinton went to see the Wizard of Oz. Bush spoke
first and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart". So the
Wizard said,"So be it".

Second was Reagan. He said to the Wiz, "People think I'm unintelligent and have no commonsense...I wish to have a Brain". The Wizard said, "So be it".

Third was John Major. "People say I have no confidence and I lack conviction...I wish to have some Courage". The Wizard obliged.

Finally Clinton approached the Wizard. The Wizard looked at him, and said, "Well, what do you want?"

To which Clinton replied, "Nothing, I'm here for Dorothy!"

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regards,

-Uri
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