Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the new program begun unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
installs itself int all othe programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on this
program. Can you help me, PLEASE!!!
Thanks, Joe
>>
>>Dear Joe:
>>This is a very common problem men complain about but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a
"UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM" and designed by
it's creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating
files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so
nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the
program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife
2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and
just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might
also
suggest you read the entire section regarding "General
Partnership Faults"(GPF's).
>>You must assume all responsibility for faults and
problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of
action will be to enter the command C:\APOLIGIZE. In any case avoid
excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the operation system will return to normal.
The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the
GPF's. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider
buying additional software to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any
circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible
damage to the operation system.
>>Best of luck.....Tech Support |
